Badgers to infiltrate London disguised as seditious(and erotic!) political satire!

Goal
12,000.00
0 Days Left
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12,435.00
Raised
199
Supporters
Project Ends:
July
04
2016
  • Description

Meetups!

Manchester @ Piccadilly Gardens in front of the Nero Cafe @ 4 PM, Friday the 15th.

Newstead Abbey @ 4 PM, Saturday the 16th.

TL;DR = The Badgers intend to infiltrate your wardrobe disguised as your shirt! Help them out by throwing them a few shekels to get your rewards. *

Our Mission

We plan to infiltrate Britain cunningly disguised as North american citizens. Each of us has been carefully crafting a persona of… North american citizenship through decades of dedication to burger consumption, fondness for road trips, being born from north american mothers… just waiting for this moment, our moment to slip among  the unaware. Once there we will start distributing the totalitarian message that male britons are… perfectly wonderful just as they are and should be left alone to live lives of peace.

That’s it folks.

As North American citizens, that’s what we have to say to the men of Britain. You are fantastic as you are, carry on.

Amazing how that’s a controversial thing to say, isn’t it?

Our deliverables on this project are as follows:

1. Attending and covering the second International Conference On Men’s Issues and making ourselves available to meet our UK fans. (The badgers will have a table at the convention; additional meet up opportunities will be arranged as able.) Coverage will be included in the “Lights, Camera, Badger” blue ray disc.

2. Footage for our future series and possible documentary, “The Faces of Men’s Rights.”

3. Moar Codger! (Mike and Alison will knock their heads together to bring you more of that cantankerous old fart. Pickled Codger! Codger on toast! Battered Codger and chips!)

 Goal breakdown:

At 3000$, Antonio will be funded. Due to time conflicts we’ve replaced Antonio with a mystery badger!

At 6000$, Brian will be funded.

At 8500$, Alison will be funded.

!!WARNING!!

If we don’t get to at least 8500$, Alison will fall on her sword in the form of humiliating letter to Manboobz taking full credit for her public failure to get this thing funded. 

(HAHAHAHA! I was saved!)

Stretch Goal:

At 10500$, the rewards will be funded.

Extra Stretch Goal:  

At 12000$ Karen’s pub crawl and public humiliation will be funded!

When we make the entire fundraiser amount of 12,000$, Karen will be able to go afford to go on a pub crawl! In thanks to you all she’ll don a rubbish costume of the Queen of England and do a public reading of her erotic political satire: Don’t Bump the Trump(dependant on her not killing Alison for suggesting this).

Don’t force Karen to do London dry, pony up the dough! If we make somewhere in between, the extra funds will go to making sure Karen is at least somewhat pacified and not actively attempting to kill Alison.

Goodies(if we cover the total cost of the fundraiser):

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Left to right: Badger Crew T-shirt, Lights, Camera Badger Blue-ray, Custom badger figurine, Buddy Queen Badger t-shirt.

Remember to indicate you want a reward in your order notes!

Q: I donated to “Lights, Camera, Badger”, where’s my prize? 

A: Due to travel shenanigans the t-shirts and other items could not be signed during the #SheForHe event in Vancouver. They will be, instead, signed later in the year and sent out as time becomes available. Please bear with us. If you requested a Blue-ray disc, that will be available at the end of the year when all of the badger-eligible events are finished.

Q: Will the coverage of the second #ICMI be included in the “Lights, Camera, Badger” Blue-ray? 

A: Yes. The coverage from all the events the Badgers attend this year will be. By necessity that means you will receive your Blue-ray this year or early next year as we potentially have two more events to go to–in addition to the second #ICMI–to end this year in badger!

Q: If you don’t get the full amount of the fundraiser, will I get my reward?

A: Unfortunately, no. We need the entire additional cost for merchandise to be able to give out rewards. The logistics of prorating this amount are beyond our abilities or comprehension. Any surplus will go to future badger production.

Q: When can I expect my rewards?

A: At the moment there’s one admin monkey at Honey Badger Radio–Alison. She’s working hard to get everything out to you but she has to juggle a lot of other things at the same time, weekly content production, lawsuit paperwork and more. Expect late this year or early next.

Q: I can’t access my lewds through your consarned system!

Send a message to:

honeybadgersradio@gmail.com

Include the name you donated under. We’ll get you the lewds!

*For the sarcasm impaired, we don’t mean to literally invade Britain disguised as the Queen of England.