Something’s changed. Summarize this for me.
Since you all have requested it, I’m offering extra scripted video content as rewards for hitting goals!
I am planning an in-depth response series to Hannah Cox, modern woman(tm) and her attitude towards dating. Each instalment will be under 5 minutes for easy sharing!
Explain to your friends and family how absolutely fucked the dating landscape is using Modern Woman(tm)’s own words! Maybe find a solution? Who knows?
What content will you be releasing?
940 – Release of ‘Analysis of The Ideal Female Attitude towards Romance’ or IFART.
Possible additional content:
‘Single Lady Ultimate Triumph!’ or SLUT.
I really don’t have more cutesy acronym ideas so I’ll just say that I’ll be cutting my analysis of Hannah Cox’s thesis into more easily digested content! Possible highlights:
- Women do all the work in a relationship, but men want to be like women and have all the work done for them in a relationship like women do!
- Hypergamy doesn’t exist, because I dated losers and they were assholes too!
- Why Hannah Cox’s lips must be stopped!
And if we hit the final monthly bonus goal:
- Reverse Engineering Modern Woman(tm)’s Ideal Man. Who is he?
Why are you creating this confusion, woman?
Due to a perfect storm of the economy being ‘the best ever’*, personal situations(job changes, debt) and other things(HBR sucks, change it back), lack of shilling, Honey Badger Radio has seen a significant decline in its monthly subscription revenue.
Let me clarify. Our supporters are still supporting but some, due to personal circumstance, have had to reduce support.
As the official sales person for the platform and being a person of nervous disposition, I, Alison, am finding myself increasingly panic stricken by this turn of events!
Thus I propose this… proposal forcehencethwith.
This first stage of the monthly fundraiser is the ‘Keep Alison Sane’ fund to cover any gap and ease her(my) troubled mind.
As usual your pledges will bring us closer to the funding goal. But, in addition, if you create a new subscription or increase an already existing subscription during the fundraiser the goal itself will be reduced!
Huzzah! Black magic!
*Claim may be inflated.
* By contributing to this fundraiser you will be placed on a list. You will then receive bonus content and occasional fundraiser alerts. If you aren’t interested, then unsubbing actually helps us! (HBR has to pay for each spot.)