https://youtu.be/yrYalOeV0BQ If I don't find a news story, we'll be reading: The Unicorn in the Garden by James Thurber http://jjcweb.jjay.cuny.edu/awinson/public_html/eng100-act/eng100-articles/unicorn.htm And then if there's time: The Night the Bed Fell By James Thurber https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1933/07/08/my-life-and-hard-times-i-the-night-the-bed-fell