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Help the Badgers finance the purchase of a dank basement so that they might return to their natural habitat(there’s an office building on top but that’s incidental.)
If you want to help out with monthly expenses, please become a patron here.
Goal (does not include renovations): 14,950$
Stretch goal # 1 (includes bonus rewards and renovations): 19,900$
Sub Stretch goal #1.5 (cost of house purchase): 40,500$
Stretch Goal # 2 (includes bonus rewards, shipped rewards and purchase fees! YAY!): 49,900$
Bonus Rewards(For stretch goal # 1)
The top contributor will be offered the first tour of the Badger Cave when it’s fully armed and operational; they will also be invited to name one of the rooms in the Badger Cave.
The top three contributors will get silk screened flags in the style below:
Bonus Rewards(For stretch goal # 2)
The top three contributors will be offered the first tour of the Badger cave when it’s fully armed and operational, including an private inaugural address by the Badgers. The top contributor will have the option to name their choice of basement, room or toilet in the Badger Cave. The second top contributor will have second choice in naming the basement, room or toilet. The third contributor will be able to name the couch. There will be a couch.
Do you want a special reward that isn’t listed here? For example you’d prefer a blue-ray or a t-shirt rather than being recognized on a plaque? Drop a line at:
All reasonable requests will be fulfilled.
The top ten contributors will get silk screened flags in the style below:
Budget for each Goal level
Goal # 2 Budget(total cost of property):
Total Property Cost: 40,500$*
Fundraiser costs: 2400$
Goal # 1 Budget(35% downpayment plus rewards and renos):
Fundraiser cost: 1000$
35% downpayment: 14,200$
Original Goal Budget(35% downpayment no rewards):
Fundraiser cost: 750$
35% downpayment: 14,200$
Any funds over and above Goal # 2 will go to the Honey Badger House foundation, badger cave renovations or HBB operations.
Why are you asking for funds for a physical space?
Honey Badger Brigade has outgrown my house. I’m running out of space to put inventory and I currently use my kitchen table to stage shipping and handling, my living room coffee table as an office desk, and my bedroom bookshelf as a recording studio. If we had access to a physical location, I can start to build an actual recording studio, have proper space for organized and accessible inventory(which will eventually mean more loot), have a real office desk and a place to stage shipping and handling. Plus Brian will have a location to stay at when he comes up to work with me (mortgage payments + land taxes + utilities on this location are cheaper than rent.)
In addition to all that, we need access to a business address to even have the possibility of upgrading our internet to something remotely resembling what a professional media company needs. Right now we have the equipment to record and edit up to 4k but I can only upload in 720p(1080p for short videos) because we have a 850 kb/s upload speed.
Finally as a foundation, Honey Badger House, would have a proper business address.
Tell me more about Honey Badger House?
Currently Honey Badger House is a pre-approved name for a non-profit. I will be undertaking the work to make it into a charitable foundation under the guidance of someone who has already created several charities including one related to this general area.
When and if we get approval from his board of directors, he will be able to take a more public role as my advisor overseeing the creation of this charity. (Unfortunately conflict of interest has nixed this; He will still be my advisor, but not in a public capacity.)
Honey Badger House is legally distinct from Honey Badger Brigade Inc., which is a corporation operating for profit.
I(Alison) will be setting up an open ended fundraiser for Honey Badger House’s initial administration costs sometime after we establish a business location. It can be accessed here.
Honey Badger House has the following draft mandate(may change to reflect wording requests):
Where are my rewards from “Lights, Camera, Badger” and the ICMI fundraiser!?
If you ordered a blu-ray, we need to finish up the filming year before we can send them out. The shirts and most of the mystery envelope rewards are currently sitting in a box in my garage, they will be shipped out with the blu-rays in one exhausting go.
Fuck you shysters! You don’t care about men!
That’s, like, your opinion, man.
Can I get a tax receipt?
I have had one person request a tax receipt. Honey Badger Brigade is not a charitable organization and Honey Badger House will take years to set up.